Gods program !!

Everyday I wake up with a smile and hope for a good day ahead. And every night before sleeping I have list of problems in my life. Eventually I understood how god has programed my life.

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* Name : ManuLife.c
* Author : God
* Date : 01/01/1984
* This program is written to define generic events in Manu
* Baranwal's life
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#include life.h
int main()
{
   int soul;
   int * humanbody;
   humanbody = &soul;
   *humanbody = atoi("Manu Baranwal");
   int alive = TRUE ;
   char * status;
   while(alive)
   {
      if(strcmp(status,"WAKE")==0)
      {
         if(isHappy()==TRUE)
            createProblem();
         else
            createProblem();
      }
      elseif(strcmp(status,"SLEEP")==0)
      {
         beHappyInDream();
      }
      else
      {
         callYamraj();
         alive = FALSE;
         free(humanbody);
      }
   }
   return soul;
}